User:Fairytail

Who am I?

My name is Fairytail... Well, actually it isn't. It was supposed to be FaerieTail, but force of habit made me mistype it. That, and forums and the average wiki can't copy with CamelCase.

What am I?

A pedant. Seriously annoying, thoroughly persistant, annoyingly serious, and persistantly thorough.

When am I?

When am I going to go somewhere else and leave you all in peace? Heh.

Where am I?

More often than not, sitting in front of a computer screen.

Why am I?

My driving passions are playing with software that doesn't do what I want it to do, messing with code I don't understand, fansubbing anime, scanlating manga, and listening to gothic death metal. I believe in using the right tool for the job (which is NEVER going to be perl or java or emacs or info), every program should have a man page, and that documentation exists primarily to prove the programmers wrong. I firmly believe in reading the manual, and manuals that can be read.